Jack Gets Some Text Messages

Kali

Text: "Talked to Lucille.  Henrietta went the way of Lord Stark.  Please tell me you get that reference.  Ras needs to talk w/Gotf STAT."

Nobody

Text: Lord Stark? 

Text: Is that good? 

Kali

TEXT: "Jesus, you people.  Watch some HBO, for Christ's sake.  Off with her Head."

TEXT: "You know, got a French Revolution special?"

Nobody

Text: Are you inviting me over for a television date, K?

Text: But I am glad.

Text: Do you know who did the deed?

Nobody

Text: HBO is television, correct?

Kali

TEXT: "OH MY GOD.  Yes, its TV. "

TEXT: "Seriously theres gotta be one of us running that show.  Everyone fucks everyone over.  Youll love it."

TEXT: "And no, Lucille wasnt specific.  She impressed that Got RLY needs to talk with Ras."

Kali

TEXT: "Threats were implied."

Nobody

Text: Noted. 

Text: Ha. When are the threats not implied?

Text: I suppose Saturday was a good example of the answer to that question.

Text: I am not fond of the "everyone fucks everyone over" world-view, but I will check out this Lord Stark on HBO.

Nobody

Text: The HBO.

Kali

TEXT: "Heh.  Yeah the threats on Sat were pretty damned overt."

TEXT: "Oh Christ.  Tell you what, Ill get you them on DVD.  Which is the discs you put in the television."

TEXT: "Final Count Im aware of BTW: Ras, Luc, St Germ live.  Hen: No."

Nobody

Text: Discs? Of course. Like floppy discs for your computer.

Text: Thank you.

Text: Busy tonight? If not, meet at a place.

Nobody

Text: Confound it. Busy *tomorrow* night?

Kali

TEXT: "Tomorrows great.  Got a Bo who freaked at me being a sight to keep at ease tonight."

TEXT: "You totally dont have a DVD player do you?"

Nobody

Text: I think it's cute that you assume I have a television.

Kali

TEXT: "Buncha Luddites.  You will be tomorrow."

Kali

TEXT: "BY.  BY tomorrow.  Fucking autocorrect"

Nobody

Text: Thank you again for playing messenger. I'll see you tomorrow at place of your choice.

Text: [some terrible and god-awful hideous Chibi cell-phone icon-image thing that looks like it came from an anime]

Text: Whoops.

Text: [thumbs up icon instead]

Text: [birthday cake] [confetti] [weird hat]

Kali

TEXT: "Youre a dork.  Stay safe."

Nobody

Text: You too.

--and that's all he wrote.